dannydino11:

Okay maybe mama did raise a fool

untoxicated:

justnoodlefishthings:

a couple weeks a go a high schooler I was talking to at a dinner party asked me if college students knew what memes were and I still haven’t recovered emotionally

nextlevelwaterpanic:

stimman4000:

stimman4000:

just found out my dads gf soaks raisins in water before eating them & ive never been more disgusted that i let someone in my house

they did necromancy on a grape

noxfauna:

montereybayaquarium:

The Pacific Ocean is wider than the Moon. Anyway how’s your day going?

dip moon like cookie

tombliboos:

What “strong female character” was supposed to mean: female character that is given the same depth afforded to male characters and her role in the story is not reduced to mere love interest

What Hollywood execs think it means: female character that punches stuff and doesn’t have a love interest, hashtag feminism

deepnest:

mini m&ms are better than normal ones bc they cater to the very specific urge to eat colorful aquarium gravel

planvalencia:

ruinedchildhood: